Kantong Udara

Sepasang suami istri berkendara dengan mobil pada kecepatan 60 km/jam. Sang istri yang mengemudi. Tiba-tiba suaminya berkata, “Sayang, aku tahu kita sudah menikah selama dua puluh tahun, tapi aku ingin cerai.” Sang istri diam saja; hanya menambah kecepatan sampai 70 km/jam. Si suami kemudian berkata, “Aku selingkuh dengan teman baikmu, ia lebih menyayangiku.” Si istri tetap diam saja, tapi amarahnya semakin meningkat senada dengan kecepatan mobil yang terus meningkat. Si suami berkata, “Aku ingin memiliki rumah kita.”
Kecepatan mobil meningkat sampai 80 km/jam. Si suami melanjutkan, “Mobil dan rekening bank juga harus jadi milikku.” Si istri menambah kecepatan sampai 90 km/jam. Si suami yang mulai gugup berkata, “Apa tidak ada yang kamu ingini?” Si istri berkata, “Tidak, aku sudah punya semuanya.” “Apa iya?!” kata suami. “Apa yang kamu punya?” Tepat sebelum menabrakkan mobil ke dinding jalan pada kecepatan 100 km/jam, si istri tersenyum dan berkata, “Kantong udara.”

Bencong

Ada dua bencong lagi jalan bedua pengen ke kondangan. waktu nyampe di depan gang,ada sekumpulan preman lagi ngumpul ,terus dua bencong itu di stop dan ditanyain Preman : mau kemana lu? bencong : mau ke kondangan bang tanpa basa basi lagi akhirnya tuh dua bencong langsung aja diperkosa. selesai diperkosa tuh bencong di suruh pergi Bencong 1 : Aduh sial banget deh eke hari ini diperkosa 2 kali! Bencong 2 : hah? kan diperkosanya baru satu kali tadi Bencong 1 : yaampun please deh ntar kan kita pulang lewat situ lagi

Umcor – M&E/Survey Consultant Team

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The United Methodist Committee on Relief, Non-Governmental Organization
(UMCOR-NGO) (www.umcor-ngo.org) is a not-for-profit organization that provides
transitional development and relief assistance to communities in need around the
world. UMCOR-NGO’s Indonesia Mission (UMCOR-Indonesia) is seeking a:

M&E/Survey Consultant Team
for Community-Driven Development Project
Qualifications of M&E Consultants:
· Graduate or Masters degree in a relevant field
· 5 years M&E and project management experience, with at least 2 solid
years experience designing and implementing monitoring and project evaluations
– both quantitative and qualitative – including baseline surveys and sampling
methodologies, preferably in Indonesia

· International work experience in the development/NGO sector is an
asset
· Fluency in English and Bahasa, excellent writing and editing skills in
English
· Experience in training individuals to carry out quantitative and
qualitative evaluation methods;
· Experience with logistical software such as Excel, Access, EpiInfo,
SPSS, etc.

Desired qualifications and skills:
· Experience in community development,, construction Infrastructure
and/or evaluation of similar programs;

· Experience in participatory evaluation;
· Ability to work independently with minimum supervision
· Willing to work at tight deadlines and under pressure

Roles and Responsibilities of the M&E/Survey Consultants
Data Quality and Tools
* Review/redefine indicators in order to support verification, ensuring
baseline data can be realistically verified at midline and endline stage
* Review and build on existing UMCOR M&E tools

Training and Survey Management
* Conduct desk review and primary research ensuring rigor and research
reliability

* Train the project team/enumerator on the survey approach including
random sampling, community mapping, interview skills, etc.
* Demonstrate/Train relevant team how to apply M&E Plans and data
gathering tools
* Help conduct the baseline and endline as a team member, ensuring gender
sensitive analysis
* One Consultant act as Team Leader for quality assurance and adherence to
specified deadlines/budget
* Write baseline and endline reports as per UMCOR reporting outline
* Present baseline and endline results in a power point presentation

TO APPLY:
If interest, please send an email requesting for the complete ToR and submit the
following document before 3rd September 2010:
· Curriculum Vitae of all consultants
· One-page cover letter which provides a summary of how your experience
matches the task;
· 2 Professional references relevant to the position
· Earliest possible starting date;
· Budget breakdown of fees and expenses

To : HR Officer, UMCOR Indonesia Mission Office, Jl. Fatahillah No. 29 Geucu
Iniem, Banda Aceh 23239, Indonesia, Email: recruitment@umcor.or.id

Please write the position that you apply in the upper left corner of the
envelope or as a subject of your e-mail.No telephone inquiries please. Only
candidates selected for an interview will be contacted. Thanks for your
interest in UMCOR.